点评:哥本哈根;魔兽世界

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Published on: 2009/12/24

哥本哈根

在google输入“哥本哈根”,出现的建议搜索第一条就是“哥本哈根会议结果”。全世界人都在关注的一场会议变成了政治小丑们的演出。很多人一开始就断言这个会议不会有什么好的结果,但是总是有很多人期待奇迹,就像“巴厘会议”那样的奇迹。从最后一周会议组织方的行为也可隐约推断出,奇迹不会发生第二次了。哥本哈根会议成了彻头彻尾的闹剧。
前两天-1还说起过,问我觉得NGO的行为会对大会结果产生影响吗?我说当然会了,至少NGO的行为可以影响民意,民意可以影响政府决策。-1反问,能吗?我说,当然然能,哦,不过中国除外。-1与我相视一笑,说他默认说的就是中国。恩,中国除外。

魔兽世界

在大学与世隔绝的环境中许久没看过电视了。据说最近央视又在炮轰魔兽世界,经历了“天才变魔兽”说,“毒品”说,加上这次的“抢劫犯”说,数位砖家叫兽成为了知名人物。在中国就得学着低着头做人,你看看人家Google,到了中国还不是说你黄你就黄不黄也黄。光低头还不行,这次惹到两位大人物了,虽说人家是在互相掐架,但是你这个导火索是免不了灾殃了。
话说还真不知道这次拿魔兽开刀背后隐藏着什么动机。反正给出的理由很滑稽,因为玩魔兽世界孩子变成抢劫犯了。全国那么多抢劫犯不说,偏说一个玩魔兽世界的。哪怕你说有87.53%的抢劫犯玩魔兽世界,或者玩魔兽世界的人中抢劫犯的比例比去全国的抢劫犯比例高出87.53个百分点,也算是提出了一个论据。现在这个说法比GRE argument弱多了。
想象一下一个小孩子放学回家路上捡到了一个水果刀,他捡起来揣兜里了,然后回家用这把水果刀把他父亲杀了。那么现在问,他杀死他父亲的主要原因是什么?可能是因为家庭的原因,可能是这个孩子本身就有暴力倾向,但是会是因为水果刀的缘故吗?难道全国要因为这个禁止出售水果刀?现在的家长为了推托责任,把这一切都怪在了魔兽世界上,是的,因为阿尔萨斯。哪怕这个孩子不知道阿尔萨斯是谁,但你描写了这个情节,就间接地诱导了犯罪,你就是罪魁祸首。这个世界上最可怕的逻辑就是不讲逻辑。

写到这里想起一首歌,"South Park"里面的"Blame Canada":

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

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  1. [...] 刚才和晓磊讨论魔兽世界审批问题。总结一下,讨论思路基本如下: [...]

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